EFFORTS to recover the OceanGate Titan submersible have produced evidence of human remains and the ship’s black box voyage record that gives us the clearest picture yet of what unfolded on the ill-fated voyage.
“Although they were practically disemboweled within milliseconds of encountering difficulties, they still had enough time to see some of their really bad tweets,” confirmed a rescuer who was part of the rescue efforts.
While communication with people aboard the ill-fated OceanGate submarine was lost, there was a brief window in which a phone got 5G reception.
« Naturally, anyone in that situation would immediately jump on TikTok and Twitter to see what the ‘speech’ was, and yes, they saw all their sick, sick puppies memes, » the rescue team member added.
The resulting information has been difficult for many meme creators to accept.
“Unfortunately, due to the limited data collected by the black box, we will never know if those who perished were able to appreciate some of the memes for the high-quality humor they contained or if they were super bummed out by their impending death,” he said. a viral meme creator, Austin Shanks.
“Possibly the only thing worse than the thought of sitting on 72 hours of oxygen knowing you’re going to die is reading ‘lol, the Titanic is still killing rich people after all these years. I respect!’ meme from a Twitter account called PrincessAnusSparkles69,” concluded a psychologist and ocean explorer aficionado.