“THIS CANNOT be right,” Taoiseach Leo Varadkar said, yelling into his phone for the umpteenth time as a Buzzfeed quiz told him unequivocally that, based on his responses, he is Kendall Roy.
« Anyway, I’m Gerri, » said Varadkar, frustrated at being closely related in personality and character traits to the arrogant, overbearing, perma-fucking who constantly fails to achieve anything of substance, but still someone who manages to have a high ranking. opinion. of himself.
Telling attendees to cancel their day’s engagements, Varadkar couldn’t even bring himself to issue his hourly ‘but Sinn Féin’ tweets and statements, such was his desire to rectify the very clear error in Buzzfeed’s testing algorithm.
« Find out if Mary Lou took the quiz, and so help me God, if she got Logan, I’m going to scream, » Varadkar added, updating the quiz and entering a different set of answers for the 12th time in a row, but to no avail.
Feeling the tension welling up from his coalition partner, Eamon Ryan tried to deflate his frustration.
“Okay Leo, I did the Peaky Blinders quiz a while back and got Tommy Shelby. He talks about a nightmare, uh, embarrassing for me. Don’t get me started on The Sopranos, like he’s a Tony,” Ryan reassured him.
Walking into the room, Micheál Martin immediately sensed that something was wrong.
“It can’t be the homeless numbers that are bothering you because we’ve shown we don’t care. What is it? Are you spiraling again? Classic Kendall move,” Martin said, leading Varadkar to take a walk around Dublin Bay, sit on a bench and gaze at the horizon for a while.