JUST moments after the death of former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, Italian rescue services reported a mass exodus of what appear to be scantily clad young women fleeing his stately home in Arcore near Milan, WWN has learned.
“Some of these women are in their late teens, which suggests they may have been held captive for years,” a police spokesperson told WWN, “many of the women had very little clothing on and were shouting ‘we are free at last’ as he ran out of Berlusconi’s villa San Martino this morning. »
The 86-year-old man died last night at the San Raffaele hospital in Milan from complications arising from chronic leukemia and leaves a litany of crimes in his wake, like any respectable Italian politician and businessman of his day.
« When it comes to corrupt and perverted politicians, Silvio was the most charismatic Italy has ever produced and will go down in history as one of the country’s favorite dirty old bastards who openly preyed on underage teenage girls, » another spokesperson. gave a moving obituary. . « Their fraud of him and embezzlement of public money will be hard for anyone to beat, but knowing the Italian politicians, they will certainly try. »
In an attempt to live out his karma, Silvio Berlusconi is expected to reincarnate himself into a life of sexual slavery.